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"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani) 09/16/2018 at 12:29 • Filed to: shitpost

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Apple is one colour short of partnering with BMW.

way2blu does a rev update > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/16/2018 at 12:52

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Introducing the new Apple /// mPhone!

Your music will now change albums without warning, and the phone can occupy multiple pockets at once.

///mPhone: The Ultimate Distracting Machine!

Tapas > way2blu does a rev update 09/16/2018 at 12:59

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If theres anything phone makers can take aeay from the car industry, I hope they come out with p aint-t o-s ample phones.

way2blu does a rev update > Tapas 09/16/2018 at 13:01

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“They don’t make it in this color!”

Tapas > way2blu does a rev update 09/16/2018 at 14:27

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Its easy money. Sell people something to show off.

A lot of people want the latest and newest before most other people, and this just steps up the “exclusivity” ( of something Apple sells millions of to be honest.)

Ash78, voting early and often > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/16/2018 at 19:57

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This may explain why nobody got sued over the name “ iDrive”